Me: *Wakes up, practically in the edge of the bed against the wall (the bed is small). Takes some time to recognise that have someone behind her* … *Tries to remember that she didn’t go to another city and is not sharing a foreign bed with a friend… And also is a MALE body, also feels a big hand on her belly* … *Screams the fuck away and hits and push the other body away from her*
David: Ach! *Surprised for the reaction, falls to the floor (is a trundle bed, so good luck with the hit)* Oh, Guten Morgen, darling. You have a really strong and nice legs~
Me: AFAFASFAFASFA DAVID HOW!? Okay, this only a dream, but I don’t care: GET THE FUCK OFF OUT FROM MY HOUSE!!
David: Vell, I understand now vho makes Wieland talk so rude~. Don’t vorry, Mod: I didn’t make you anyzhing you vanted. Just some strok-
Me: I DON’T WANT TO KNOW, GET OUT!!! *Tries to hit him with the stepladder*
[Yep, I would be really scared if was David xD. For that I’m always surprised when shy ocs have a crush on him and all xD]
Me: *Sleeping soundly with her sisters gone and smell a disgusting smell crawling in her room.* ‘Did Sis, put apple cider vinegar again?’ *She even heard a familiar purring noise and turns around to meet a blood coated mask in front of her and screams*
Ayami: *jerks up* Who’s dying!!
Me: How did you get in here? I never dream like this before!!
Ayami: I don’t remember doing a spell before. And…you’re still sharing a room with your sisters?
Me: Shut up Ayami! Do a spell to take you back!!
Ayami: I don’t think there’s a spell for it.
(Just using my Horror, since they need more appearance to my eyes*
You’ve all seen the Heavy kissing Medic’s ear? WELL ITS LIKE THAT BUT WITHOUT THE FREAKOUT
Fritz: Mmmmm… You’re so snuggly und warm…
Mod: *rubs his head, and coaxes him back to sleep*
Since some people consider my Quebec Spy OC, I’ll just say a few words:
Me: HOLY FUCKIN BALLS WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN MY BED? OH MY GOD IS THAT MORNING WOOD? GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUT
Acelin: Dis is bullshit I’m going ‘ome and by de way you smell funny and your cats are ugly.
me: *wakes up snuggled up in someone’s arms.(I sleep on a folded up founton)* Hannah? *Notice they are MUCH too boney and jerk back, looking up.
Lenny: *Stares wide eyed and grinning* Hey, you sleep here often.
MeL *moment of silence then a violent push.* Get out of my bed! Wait fuck, you’re sister is here too isn’t she. HEY PUT THAT DOWN.
Lenny: *holds up a some nailpolish* Hey! this is a cool shade! *Goes to slip it in his pockets.*
Me: No, I need that put it down! >:[
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